

I saw this outside of a church, and was conflicted for about 10 seconds before I decided that it needed to be documented.
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They scare me too much.
But it looks like it’s going to be a standard summer of my father and I at each other’s throats again. It’s been one day and I’m already being antagonized.
(via killer-kerry)
scuse you i know for a fact that his shirt is really spiffy
so no one is gonna mention the hat
(Source: borles, via forever90s)
In Florida we don’t say “i love you” we say “I’ll have an alligator hurricane beach party with a double side of humidity. oh no is it lovebug season? why are they fucking everywhere??? get them out of my hair” which roughly translates to “dont live in florida” which i think is beautiful.
(via fuckingflorida)